Offside Girl

How this hentai has avoided being voted as the worst on MAL I do not know. Offside Girl is a hentai about a female manager for a soccer team who has sex. The entire thing is done with Flash and is nothing more than a bunch of scrolled still frames with a few tiny pieces of (bad) animation such as moving mouths. Any actual motion is done by either shaking the camera back and forth or repeating the same 1-2 second loop animation over and over.

The story, the dialogue, the plot, the artwork... all bad. Almost nothing in this hentai makes ... sense, and I cannot imagine anyone investing money to produce this drivel... I think that maybe someone took something that their child was making on their home computer and marketed it.

Trust me... do not watch this. On second thought, please do... it will give you a very good idea of just how bad bad can be.

First review

What can I say about this. It was just horrible to watch. When I read the H-manga to it, I really liked. The art was good, the storyline.....was okay. When I saw that Offside Girl had an H-anime to it, I was expecting things. Good things. I was let down. It was like a slap to the face with an electric flyswatter.

When I saw the animation I was like "Is this really it?" It was just so awfully done. A still image moving up and down or side to side is basically how it was. I watched the first 30 seconds of it and ... immediately closed out of it and never went back.

This did not do the H-manga any justice. Probably the worst adaption of an H-manga EVER. I think I'll just stick to the H-manga.

Remember those ‘motion comics’ they use to make? Where they take the frame of a comic and seemingly just edit it to make it appear animated? And it always looks… wrong? They’ve been made for Watchmen, Astonishing X-Men, and Iron Man — and in 2007 they made one for a hentai.

Except, not only does it carry all the flaws of the halfhearted animation of “motion comics”, they take the lacklustre production value of hentai and don’t even animated simple things like lips.

If you’ve ever been bothered or annoyed by Queen Bee animation standards, this is the next level of hell. It doesn’t even have a ... professional standards of colouring or line-art. This might as well be a cheap visual novel with some limited fake animation.

The story is relevantly fine, the music hilarious (reminds me of JRPG battle music in some places), and the fetishes are mild. Unless you jack off to jiggling tits with the Photoshop morph tool, skip this.

Review on my blog: https://trashonthecurb.wordpress.com/2016/12/03/offside-girl-a-pornographic-adult-anime-review/