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Naruto: Dai Katsugeki!! Yuki Hime Shinobu Houjou Dattebayo! Special: Konoha Annual Sports Festival

First off, one should know not to take this special very seriously. For one, the special shows every single character attending the sports festival (even already dead characters). I myself enjoyed pointing out some people like the 4th Hokage and Itachi from the crowd. Second, the plot revolves around Naruto needing to use the restroom, but to his dismay, he just can't seem to find a toilet without interruptions.

The animation in the Sports Festival is the same animation used in the actual movie, so it is high quality in terms of detail. The sound is... Well it sounds like what any Naruto scene would sound like: Naruto sceaming, background music being fast-paced, and Naruto screaming some more. The characters pretty much act the same with Shino being his weird self and Shikamaru complaining about every little thing. But what got me was Hinata trying to tell Naruto her one dark secret about him. That seemed out of character to me.

And as for the enjoyment part of the special? It really depends on whether you enjoy watching a 20 minute show full of nothing but "I NEED TO FIND A TOILET!!!" or not. Overall, this might be fun to watch the first time, but you really don't need to watch it a second time. read more

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Notice: This review contains both a story summary and "spoilers" (if you so wish) all for the sake of good fun
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Good morning, Guess desu. I will be your sports commentator for the day. We have a packed schedule this morning, starting off with Konoha's Annual Sports Festival. I will be following you through this event and hope it will be a fruitful day, so let us begin!

First off, we can see the camera taking a quick look at the Dattebayo tent that they have set up outside of the stadium. There appears to be a sign. Let me read it for those of you illiterary out there; "worst bit of Naruto storytelling that has ever been written", wow, that's harsh. Let's see... "Additionally, it does not fit into the storyline at all. It makes the Tea Country arc look like Citizen Kane". I do not know what kind of storytelling they are talking about, and what these "arcs" are either, but perhaps that is just how Dattebayo is. As always, laughable trolls. Speaking of the Tea Country, I heard they just made an alliance with the Claw country, following their declaration of war on Konoha, also known by its name the Fire Country. Oh oh oh, I would not want to be the Fire Country now, no no.

And so it has begun, in the front of the pack we can see. Why, yes, that is Team 7! Sakura seems to be saying that the winners of this festival will get a paid vacation for a whole week! Though they seem motivated by that I honestly did not even know they got paid. I don't get either how child-labour works together with such a noble goal as becoming Hokage - come on Naruto, why waste time here? I know you can be Hokage, stand up to the sytem! Don't let them take advantage of you!

Moving along.. oh, there went Naruto, has he problems with his stomach? At least we got to see that Sasuke will be participating in this festival with us. Go Sasuke! I have wished so dearly for you to meet with your brother so you can avenge your clan's miserable fate. Oh, now the camera is following Naruto again. Yes, again. Let us not waste a moment of time without him on camera. He seems to be searching for a toilet. Wait?! Is that not two members from the 'club in flowery dresses'? Sasuke, this is your moment, avenge your clan! Oh no, how pitiful, the camera is so focused on Naruto that what actually matters is lost. It about makes me cry, that all other characters is neglected...

I'm just kidding, let's return to watch Naruto find himself a poo-poo spot. Oh, oh! Actually, the race has begun and Naruto is running as fast as he can. He keeps running, but now seemingly in search for a, yes, toilet. But no! He falls flat on his face. Hahaha, now now, you can't get humour like that just from anywhere. Ah, would you believe it? He said Dattebayo again. How many times has he said this now? Is anyone keeping count? Did the egg or the hen come first? These are truly questions that need be answered.
As I have always told my colleagues, there is no Datte without some Bayo!... Yes, yes, I know, they tell me it make no sense either.

After a quick chat with Hinata we are now back on the obstacle course. Indeed it was a very quick chat... Hm, actually, I timed it, and it was longer than her screentime on this fictional show called Snippuuden which has been airing now for 75 episodes. Oh, look at me rant about something completely irrelevant. After Chouji the fat finished his milk Naruto bravely and heroicly drank his too. Naruto, I know that you will be Hokage, keep it up!

The camera switches to, why, could it be? Yes, it is Naruto searching for a toilet. And there is one too... WHAT? A completely unexpected turn of events - Chouji the fat slams into them and completely wipes them out. I am telling you viewer, be sure, there is not action like this anywhere but here.

Continuing on, Naruto does his supercool move: Kage bunshin no Jutsu! Naruto seems to be using this method to up his chances of getting a toilet, but wait, what? The clones need to use the bathroom too? It's like a poo-extravaganza! Naruto recalls his clones with a beautiful little *poof*, but now it seems like he can't enter the toilets because they were locked from the inside. Damn those clones! It's okay Naruto, Rasengan these toilet doors' to tidbits! Smash them, crush them! Show them who's boss! That, or just use a normal move to get inside. Oh sorry, I get ahead of myself, you have no other moves. I spoke clumsily, my mistake.

Oh, well, looks like Naruto is carried to the 'track and field'. Aaaand, the race has begun! We see several finely shaped women.. Haha, no, no, that is just my way of jest. I mean, 'several childish girls who have yet to have achieved adolescence, but who gladly will murder for supposed money' - has now begun running to win this all-important contest... Sakura switches off with Sasuke... and Sasuke is making his way round the lap... and is about to switch with Naruto! ... And! Shoves the baton up his be-hind. I feel the beginning of a NaruSasu, and so does the crowd, going wild over this unexpected and sudden confession. But did we not all already know?... Moving along, Naruto makes his way around the lap very quickly, and, and, YES, HE WINS!!

Oh, and that concludes it for us. Team 7 has won. I hope you enjoyed this wonderful sunny day of the Konoha Sports Festival as much as I did. Take good care of yourself!
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(1/10 - this is THE worst shit I have ever watched, I feel vomit coming up every time it is mentioned) read more