Chitose Get You!!

This is a interesting anime so far, i have only seen the 4 episodes but i get the most of what its about. Now what you might read in the synopsis is only a portion of whats really going on. its vague as to how competitive the teacher actually is with the 11 year old girl for this almost silent 3rd character.

The funniest portions of this anime are when the teachers jealousy is over capacity cause of a 11 year old girls comments and reluctance to accept defeat in any case. I adore the characters so far, even the secondary and supporting characters contribute a ... fair bit of humor to the over all show so far. Considering the shows only 3 minutes long your getting your times worth in my personal opinion.

The art is very simplistic style and is actually pretty good, makes the characters cuter. Sound is great and the ending song is adorable to watch as the three 11 year old's jam out and Chitose is singing the entire song.

No this is in no way Pedophilia at all, its just a cute little girl crushing on a teacher. something that isn't so uncommon in real life. Its's a totally innocent anime about a grade school crush with just good fun and humor mixed in. Check it out, don't judge from just the synopsis.

Chitose Get You!! is a short series of 26 episodes each 3 minutes in length. The actual length of content in each episode is 2 minutes and 30 seconds resulting in a really short watch of an hour and 5 minutes total watch time.

Chitose is an 11 year old girl that has a crush on this guy that works at the town hall across from her school. The series mostly consists of Chitose causing trouble for her teacher, that is also interested in the same guy, and messing around with her friend that loves cosplay and her friend that's a daddy's girl.

The art is super ... minimal and below what you'd expect from an amateur YouTube animator that hasn't had much experience. Though it's minimal, it fits the tone of the shorts. Don't go into this one expecting mind blowing visuals.

Sound is just fine. Nothing worth noting here besides that the end slate is a 30 second song which is fun.

Characters are bland but do their part. Chitose is rambunctious and her friends aide her in her shenanigans. Her teacher is often physically violent towards her when Chitose goes out of her way to cause trouble. The love interest has barely any character at all but there's one episode dedicated to just showing more about him and his feelings about the stuff that happens in his day to day life.

Overall Chitose Get You!! is a short, harmless experience of quick gags and gaffs. It won't leave you with anything memorable but it was a quick and easy thing to watch while waiting for dinner to bake in the oven.

From time to time, a series comes along that isn't satisfied with just being terrible. Maybe the studio made it as a joke. Maybe they hate their job. Maybe they are just flat out sadists. Or it could be that it just didn't get that much money. In any case, somehow the studio will manage to mix the ingredients with such perfection, that there isn't a single redeemable value in the show, whatsoever. This is where Chitose Get You!! comes into the picture.

See, there are quite a few factors that make up such a terrible show. For a start, let's look at the technical stuff. ...
The animation is by all means terrible (I know I'm being redundant at this point). Not only is the art incredibly not-detailed, it's barely even animated. You can probably count the number of individual frames per episode on one hand.

It is a 3 minute per episode gag show, of course, so we should expect some jokes to be fired off at a reasonable pace, right? Right?
Chitose Get You!! manages the incredible feat of being a 3 minute show that is extremely drawn out. Each cut is just about twice as long as it should be, and all that extra nothing of anything is filled by some simple sound effects or one of the characters saying "kochi" or something. And the jokes aren't even funny.

But even the most terrible shows have reasons to be watched and that is by the very virtue of being so incredibly terrible. It is an absolutely perfect show for those of you who want to watch something "ironically", so you can tell your friends how terrible it is. It's also a great show for masochists.

Other than that? Avoid like the plague.